Top 10 Things Never to Say to your Master

Of course a sweet slave like myself would never say these things.....this is just a public service announcement, to keep my sisters out of trouble.

1. "No."

2. "i dunno..."

3. "You can't make me..."     

4. "Don't get Your panties in a wad, twinkle-toes.....i'm getting to it..."

5. "Don't touch me..."

6. "What's for dinner?..."

7. "Who taught You how to swing that thing?..."

8. "What's Your problem, grumpy-ass?..."

9. "Stop it..."

10. "Just be still....it won't hurt....much..."

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